cute jugak si heliza ni ek

my new kitty - Niky

cute eh???

bersama calon angkasawan negara

bersama calon angkasawan....jgn marahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok...let's get this straight. i teach in a secondary school. and so somehow, coz our PNT's president is Ustaz Ridhuan Tee and as you know he's kinda famous, its pretty easy for him to get contacts to actually invite these astronauts to our school. we had press conference and i of course managed to get a few of their photos....and it seems that my students pun tetiba jek jadi gatal tengok diorg nieh...isk isk iskkkkkkkkkkkkkk (evil grin)

windulah kat akrammmmmmmmm

mmmuahhhhhhh

linda jasmine performing arts studio

heheh....yesterday was my first dance fusion class at linda jasmine studio. and the day before i went for belly dancing class. turns out the belly dancing class was farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr easier and relaxing than dance fusion....adoiiiiiiiiiii sakit pinggang aku. will also post the photos later.....heheheheh


hmmmmmmmm....its 7/7/07 today....cool!!! happy birthday to those who celebrates her/his birthday. mine?????? exactly another one month. 8/8/07...can't wait for next year...8/8/08

yeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

jeans and you

hey, i find this very interesting....its for girls out there who loves jeans!!

Jeans has always been the favourite in the fashion world. Jeans is available in different styles, cut and has become an all purpose wear. However to flaunt your figure you need to wear the pair that fits you best. You need to pick the pair of jeans that fit you perfectly and make you look amazing. Well it is not that difficult………all you have to do is try on several pair to find just the right style and fit. Also follow these guidelines.

Tall/slim figure:

Perfect jeans: Look for styles that are plain and simple with straight legs. If you want to draw attention to your long legs then go for a style with a flared leg or design along the outside length of the jean. Avoid: Jeans with a tapered leg. This will only accentuate the size of your feet (and taller girls often have big feet) and make your legs look strange.

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Long Torso:

Prefect jeans: In your body type it is very difficult to choose the perfect jeans. Ideally you should go for a pair of jeans with a defined waist that will make your bottom half look longer and leaner. Also wear a belt since it will define your body shape perfectly. Avoid: Jeans with a long, bulky or tight crotch.

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Pear-Shaped:

Perfect jeans: Go for styles with a flared leg, boot cut or pattern around the ankle area.Avoid: Jeans that are tight around the thigh area and tapered or baggy styles.

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Wide Hips:

Perfect jeans: Choose a jean with a low-rise waist and a slight flare at the leg to help to balance your silhouette. Go for jeans with a bit of stretch and make sure they have large back pockets.Avoid: Styles with really big or really small back pockets and detailing across the back.
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Petite:

Perfect jeans: Go for a pair with straight legs, worn on the long side, to help give you a taller silhouette. To make your legs look longer wear heels with a boot leg style, and make sure you go for dark-coloured jeans.Avoid: If you’re after a pair of jeans that will make your legs look longer, avoid styles with cuffs and Capri pants.
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Short-waisted:

Perfect jeans: Go in for hipsters or super-hipsters. Low-slung, hipster styles will give you the illusion of having a longer torso. Avoid: Jeans with a zip more than 3 inches long and jeans with fringe or embellishment along the waistband. _______________________________________________________

Plus-size:

Perfect jeans: Go for dark-coloured jeans with a straight leg, boot cut or flare. Avoid: Light-coloured jeans and styles that feature patterning down the legs. Also avoid jeans with pleats and elastic waists, as well as baggy styles.

i am so happy

i've got a new cattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her name is kiki. she's a bit younger than mylo but i think she's pregnant-lah....looking at her bloated tummy. great!! i'll post her photo next time

my playlist for this month

kenali suara latar utk Oshin,Shin Chan,Doraemon,Ultraman 1/3

kelas tarian

adoiiiiii penatnya lahhhhhh baru balik dr kelas tarian

some thoughts :~(

secebis hati

cinta ini kadangkala menyakitkan. betulkah? cinta ini kadangkala menyenangkan. betulkah? apa itu cinta bagi setiap insan? kasih sayang yg bagaimanakah sehinggakan diberi gelaran cinta itu. kadangkala cinta menyakitkan. aku setuju. terasakan seolah-olah ingin lari sahaja dr cinta. betulkah hati ini tidak mempedayakan kita? betulkah ianya tidak bermuka-muka sepertimana manusia? berapakah nilai cinta? di zaman ini nilainya mungkin sama seperti sepinggan mee goreng sahaja kerana mudahnya manusia membeli cinta. tapi mungkin juga ianya setinggi matahari yang indahnya menyinari bumi namun tidak sekali-kali dapat dimiliki. aku terkeliru. apakah mudah cinta itu atau hati itu yg berubah?


insan yang kerdil menghadapMu
Ya Tuhan

daddy the best

Poem for Dads

Right around the time I turned three,
his deep voice entered my memory.

I needed to hear I was good enough,
that my awkward years would make
a diamond from the rough.

I always was the apple of his eye
that beheld my every mistake
and turned it into pride.

He gave me gifts of wisdom
way beyond my years,
he showed me there could be love
even through the tears.

A devoted champion
he comes in many forms:
mechanic, carpenter, handyman,
a witness when I was born.

Sports fanatic, tutor, a great big hugger,
artist, war hero, news anchor, scholar,
medicine man, dream weaver, and music lover.

Some are by blood, some linked by hearts,
it matters not how fathers get the part.

If Heaven’s gates await
then that’s where I’ll be,
once again coming home to
where my dad waits for me.



uwaaaaaa!!! byk buat dosa ngan abah nieh (mulalah aku emotional nieh)

resepi baru untuk bakal isteri

Resepi kita hari nie ialah AYAM GORENG BEREMPAH TAK KUNJUNG TIBA

Bahan-bahan nya ialah:

-sudah tentu ayam-minyak masak,kalau boleh cap jalen(ada ker?)

-kicap jalen(hah yg nie mmg ada)

-sos jalen

-rempah ratus yg malas nak sebut sbb beratus-ratus

-lagi korang tanya lah kat mak anda..

Ok cara-caranya plak;

Pastikan ayam yg digunakan sudah disembelih dan kalau boleh ayam kampung yg dahpun akil baligh. Untuk sembelih anda boleh panggil tok imam masjid kampung anda. Kalau tok imam sibuk ajk masjid pun boleh juga dan bukannya Ah Chong yg buka kedai repair basikal belakang rumah anda. Tuang minyak masak ke dalam kuali. Tunggu sehingga minyak betul2 panas. Anda boleh lah melakukan aktiviti lain sementara menunggu minyak panas. Ambil masa ini untuk melakukan senaman ringan. Selepas melakukan senaman ringan, cuba berlari-lari anak disekeliling rumah. Bila sudah bosan cuba pula berjoging sepanjang taman di rumah anda. Pastikan anda melakukan senaman ringan yg betul untuk mengelakkan org di taman usung anda balik rumah sebab kaki anda krem. Cara untuk memastikan minyak sudah cukup panas, caranya mudah saja. Ambil jari anda,kalau malu anda boleh minta bantuan adik anda. Letakkan jari anda di tepi kuali dan bila secara spontan anda menjerit…adoi!! ,maka minyak sudah betul-betul panas. Pecah sebiji telur ayam dan masukkan ke dalam kuali tadi. Anda tidak perlu menggunakan hammer ataupun apit-g untuk memecahkan telur tersebut,memadailah dengan menggunakan sudu ataupun pecahkan di tepi kuali dalam skala 90 darjah. Bila telur tersebut sudah panas angkat telur tersebut dan letakkan di pinggan. Hiaskannya dengan menabur bawang goreng ataupun timun untuk menambahkan lagi kesedapan makanan. Jangan tabur macam nak tepung tawar mempelai bersanding pulak. Macam orang kahwin nanti jadinya.Ayam tadi ambil dan masukkan ke dalam peti sejuk. Anda boleh gunakan pada hari yang lain.Inilah yang dikatakan family planning. Panggil sanak saudara ataupun rakan taulan ke rumah anda untuk merasai hasil masakan anda. Menu ini sesuai untuk hidangan 2 orang dan boleh ditambah dengan masak lagi beberapa telur ayam. Akhir kata selamat mencuba dan pasti anda tak akan boleh lupakan masakan ini sampai bil-bila. Tapi saya tak janji tau..kekekeke MENU INI DI TAJA OLEH MINYAK MASAK CAP ROKIAH DAN SUAMINYA.“SUNGGUH MURNI MACAM CIKGU SRI MURNI”

**ngang gak org yg reka nieh

wanna know how your name sounds like in Japanese? Just for fun

ok, let's try this :

A- ka * B- tu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * >H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * >O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T-chi * >U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X-na * Y- fu * Z- zi

For example, my name is NURUL

SO,

n = TO

u = DO

r = SHI

u = DO

l = TA

So, my Japanese name is Todoshidota...now, you try!! Have fun!!

cinta

SOME MALAY JOKES

Mari terjun!!!

Dalam satu kejadian yg agak susah nak diterima akal, iaitu sebuah kapalterbang telah mengalami kerosakan enjin dan sedang menjunam hendakterhempas, terdapat 5 org penumpang di dalamnya tetapi beg parachute kecemasan hanya ada 4.

Berkata laa penumpang pertama, "Aku Hafiz Hashim. Malaysia perlukan aku.Kalau aku tadak, mcmmana nanti Malaysia nak menang All England lagi?". Laludia mengambil beg pertama dan terus terjun.

Penumpang kedua pulak berkata, "Aku Hillary Clinton, bekas calon presidenwanita pertama di US. Aku seorang yg paling bercita2 tinggi dan aku jugasenator New York. Aku juga berpotensi nak jadi seorang President". Dia pulamengambil satu beg dan terus terjun.

Penumpang ketiga menyampuk, "Ahh... aku President US! George W. Bush. Aku ada tanggungjawab yg berat untuk menjaga sebuah negara yg kuat. Tambahanpula, akulah President yg terpandai dlm sejarah US. Org Amerika mana yghendak melihat aku mati?". Dia terus menyentap satu beg dan terus terjun.

Penumpang keempat, Osama Bin Laden berkata kepada penumpang kelima, seorangbudak berumur 10 tahun, "Saya seorang Muslim dan saya berserah kpd Allahutk menentukan hidup dan mati saya. Adik ambillah beg parachute yg terakhir tu".

Budak 10 tahun itu menjawap, "Jgn bimbang. Ada satu lagi beg parachute utkpakcik. President terpandai dalam sejarah US tu terambil beg sekolahsaya!!!".

Deduksi

Jiran 1 : Wahh... baru pindah ke?
Jiran baru : Ah... ya. Saya baru pindah ke sini. Cantik ye kat sini.
Jiran 1 : Encik ni kerja apa?
Jiran baru : Oh... saya ni seorang professor di universiti. Saya mengajar pasal deduksi.
Jiran 1 : Deduksi? Apa kebendenye tu?
Jiran baru : OK. Mcm ni. Saya bagi satu contoh. Saya nampak ada rumah anjing kat belakang rumah encik. Dengan itu, saya dapat rumuskan yg encikni bela anjing.
Jiran 1 : Ya, betul.
Jiran baru : Fakta tadi membawa saya merumuskan yg encik ini berkeluarga.
Jiran 1 : Huh... betul lagi.
Jiran baru : Dan fakta yg encik ni berkeluarga membolehkan saya merumuskanyg encik ini beristeri.
Jiran 1 : Tepat sekali.
Jiran baru: Itulah deduksi.

Petang itu...

Jiran 1 : Saya baru je bersembang dgn jiran sebelah... baru pindah.
Jiran 2 : Ooo... dia kerja apa?
Jiran 1 : Dia ni seorang professor, mengajar deduksi.
Jiran 2 : Apa tu??
Jiran 1 : OK, saya bagi contoh. Awak ada anjing kat rumah?
Jiran 2 : Tak.
Jiran 1 : Aishehman...

Bodoh

Dua org bos besar sedang lepak2 sambil minum kopi di Coffee Bean. Bos sorang ni berkata, "Hey, awak nak tahu, saya punya driver punya laa bodoh.Kalau tak percaya, sekejap saya panggil dia". Dia memanggil driver dia danberkata,"Ah Beng... awak amik ini RM10, pergi kat showroom dan belikan sayaPorche 911 Turbo". Ah Beng jawab,"Yes sir! Orait!!" dan terus bergegas keshowroom kereta.

Bos yg satu lagi pulak berkata,"Ohh.. tu ok lagi. Saya punya driver lagi bodoh. Leman!, meh sini kejap!!". Leman berlari ke bosnya. "Apahal tuan?".Bosnya berkata, "Awak pegi balik rumah, check sama ada saya ada di rumahatau tidak". Leman jawab, "Orait tuan!!", lalu bergegas balik ke rumahbosnya.

Bosnya berkata kpd bos satu lagi, "Tengok! Si Leman ni mmg bengap nak mampos. Dah tau saya kat sini, takkan laa dia tak boleh fikir yg sayani ada di rumah ke tidak. Hahaha...".

Petang itu, bertemu laa dua org driver tadi.

Si Ah Beng berkata,"Lu tau ka,gua punya bos aa... maaaaanyak bodoh laa. Dia kasi sama gua sepuluh ringgitsuruh beli Porche. Dia tatak tau ka ini hari, hari Ahad. Mana kedai bukak?".

Si Leman balas balik, "Hehe.. bos aku laaagi bodoh. Ada ke dia suruh aku check dia ada kat rumah ke tak. Dia ada henset, call je laa rumah kalau naktau sangat. Bengap betul".

gosh...its the end of school holidays

and i have to go to work next week!!!!_&((*^&*^&%(^$%^#$&

let's make fun of my super sweet sixteen...this is fun